So I wrote this play for the Working Title Playwrights poetry slam tonight. I thought it was pretty good. I came in sixth, but I was kinda pulling for third. It happens. It always sucks when your self perception is higher than other perception, but then that’s why pessimism rocks! [...]
The show at Pho Truc in Clarkston with The Serenaders went swimmingly! I had a great time, got a good response, and The Serenaders were fantastic as usual.
Afterwards the mayor of Clarkston came over and gave me his card (keep in mind, I sang the Dik- Dik song). That was unexpected…
AND then a [...]
To Maeby, who was sneaking Samantha’s food for the Nth time this afternoon.
“Maeby! I’m going to grab your head and just start swinging my arm around. I’m going to be swinging your body around, holding only your head attached by your delicate little neck until finally, like particularly violent game of tether ball, [...]
Living with dogs is like accepting sexual deviants into your home.
“I’m going to chew on this plastic replication of a duck while I get a raging boner”
“Really? That’s cool. I’m just going to sit her a lick my own ass hole for twenty minutes while making the worst noises with my tongue you’ve [...]
From my Faulkner Pastiche assignment from Southern Lit Class. :
“I was at the psychiatrists,” she would say. “He says that you are causing me mental duress.” Or sometimes she had been to a judge to see about putting Patty in an orphanage, sometimes she had been to the pastor who had called Patty [...]